Sunday, January 11, 2009

Lizard Tequila

Drinks with chunks

I'm not sure where this drink came from. It's been sitting in various houses of friends for at least 5 years, not decreasing in volume very fast. I'm not sure anyone has tried it sober, tequila itself is not a drink you usually start a night with.

Drinks with chunks

Perhaps they should put lizards in all tequila. This bottle has survived 100s of very messy parties. The sort of parties that a bottle of tequila must view as easy pickings for it's corrupting ways, like a sexy girl preying mantis showing leg to a room full of young, innocent boy preying mantes. Yet there it is, still plenty left.

Drinks with chunks

OK, I have to admit, a large part of this is due to it not being very tasty, a fact quite disappointing to those brave enough to try it. This is probably more to do with it just being rubbish tequila than the bitter taste of the lizard's sacrifice.

As for the chunkometer ratings, I'm quite new to this (long time listener, first time caller), and I'd hate to be controversial on my first attempt. But I believe that corpses and alcohol are both firsts for Drinks With Chunks. Here's my attempt*:


* Chunkage marked down for inedibility and chewiness has been untested.